sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

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FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

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enlargers:

X-Men (2000)

Things I didn’t catch on the first viewing

enlargers:

X-Men (2000)

Things I didn’t catch on the first viewing


My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

mcgregorswench:

rainnecassidy:

superfizz:

itfeelspersonal:

Captain America wears Calvin Klein

only in fandom. 

Good Lord.

mcgregorswench:

rainnecassidy:

superfizz:

itfeelspersonal:

Captain America wears Calvin Klein

only in fandom. 

Good Lord.

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cardashians:

Asking the real questions

cardashians:

Asking the real questions

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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